how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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