Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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