I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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