My first STD was from a foam party
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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