D3 body, D1 cock
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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