I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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