Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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