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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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