ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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