C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
