Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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