Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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