i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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