I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
