somebody snuck up and got me drunk
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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