MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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