i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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