Do you still have your period?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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