I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I deserve this hangover.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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