Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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