we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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