Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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