he thought i was a dude.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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