im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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