Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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