it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.