I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can