Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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