is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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