my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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