worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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