Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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