I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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