Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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