It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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