go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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