ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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