the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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