I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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