I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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