those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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