I'm lost and stupid without you.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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