How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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