Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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