Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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Ours, apparently.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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