I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I forget how to act sober
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