Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?