we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.