Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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