I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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