I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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