if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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