I need help removing her.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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