and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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