Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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