We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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