You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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