ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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