It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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